[Forbidden Games] Nude School Dating Sim


Welcome to the forty-sixth entry of this column in which I review forbidden (and forgotten) retro games with adult contents.

A lot of the games that will be revisited here will have, as well as adult themes, some contents that may offend somebody. But please remember, we are here just to re-discover something rightfully forgotten, so don’t take it so seriously, we don’want to offend anybody. Just have fun and laugh 🙂


Benvenuti al quarantaseiesimo episodio della rubrica in cui recensisco giochi proibiti (e dimenticati) con contenuti per adulti.

Molti dei giochi che saranno recensiti qui avranno sia contenuti per adulti, sia contenuti che potrebbero offendere qualcuno. Per favore tenete a mente che siamo qui solo per riscoprire cose giustamente dimenticate, quindi non prendete il tutto troppo su serio, non vogliamo offendere nessuno. E fatevi ‘na risata 🙂

Today’s game is Nude School Dating Sim.

The game, whose genre is easy to understand even to the most supid person on earth, is the first one made by Nude Heaven Software, here in the double role of developer and publisher. Released in 2008, it belongs to the big family of the adult sims and don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about, since online there are still plenty of them, even today…

Believe it or not, the official website of the game is still active and clicking on it is like going back in time even though only 12 years have passed: the page is late 90s style, with many images and text with an horrible font, but most important with a protagonist that will make the people of my age shed a tear.

Apparently the company is still on business and they released other games of the same genre like Playboy Palymate Sexy Dating game featuring Leanna Decker and Nude Island Erotic Dating Sim where you cann meet and fuck up to 15 girls. A VR game featuring Kate Upton was set to be released in 2017 but I doubt it ever hit the market.

Il gioco di oggi è Nude School Dating Sim

Il gioco, di cui anche il più tonto potrebbe dedurre il tema, è il primorilasciato dalla Nude Heaven Software, qui nel duplice ruolo di sviluppatore e distributore. Rilasciato nel 2008, rientra nella folta schiera delle simulazioni per adulti e non fate finta di sapere cosa sono visto che in rete ce n’è di ogni tipo ancora oggi…

Ci crediate o no, il sito del gioco è ancora attivo e se ci cliccate è come fare un salto indietro di un’era anche se sono passati solo 12 anni: la pagina è in pieno stile late-90s piena di foto, testo con carattere orrendo e soprattutto una protagonista che farà scendere una lacrimuccia a quelli della mia età.

Apparentemente la compagnia è ancora in piedi e ha sviluppato altri giochi dello stesso genere come Playboy Palymate Sexy Dating con Leanna Decker e Nude Island Erotic Dating Sim dopo puoi incontrare e trombarti fino a 15 ragazze. Un altro gioco in VR con protagonista Kate Upton doveva essere rilasciato nel 2017 ma dubito che sia mai andato sul mercato.

Why is forgotten?

In the Tinder era, when it can even be too easy to hook up a girl and do those things the pope doesn’t want you to do it almost make me laugh to see a dating sime. Moreover I don’t know if this game was famous back then (I doubt it) but it’s no secret that today if you really want to know something more about Alison Angel, you can check online and see what she’s doing.

Nell’era di Tinder quando potrebbe essere anche fin troppo facile agganciare una donna per fare quelle cose che il papa non vuole che voi facciate fa quasi ridere vedere dei simulatori di appuntamenti. Inoltre non so quanto questo gioco fosse diffuso ai tempi (penso per nulla) e non è un caso che oggi sia molto più comodo, se proprio avete necessità di sapere di più su Alison Angel, andare online e dare un’occhiata a quello che fa.

Why is forbidden?

The best thing (…) about the game is to dive back in the past of the softcore-porn: the protagonist is Alison Angel, a real angel, with her blonde hair and her innocent face but with two milk bags tha can knock you out. The girl next door everyone back then dreant to date. And again, don’t pretent you don’t know who she is, I really want to check your past decade browser history…

P.S. Alison Angel is still on fire and it looks like time didnt’ change her, have you seen it?

La cosa più bella (…) del gioco è fare un tuffo nel passato del porno soft: la protagonista è infatti Allison Angel, un angelo a tutti gli effetti, con i suoi capelli biondi e viso innocente, ma fornita di due poppe da k.o. e di un fisico da urlo. La ragazza della porta accanto che tutti si sarebbero voluto portare a letto ai tempi. E di nuovo, non fate finta di non conoscerla, vorrei proprio vedere la vostra cronologia di un decennio fa…

P.S. Alison Angel è ancora on fire, e sembra che per lei gli anni non siano mai passati, avete visto?

Why is fun?

For this paragraph I can tell you precisely what the developers think about the game:

Nude School Dating Sim is the first erotic dating simulation we developed. It will bring you back to the last year of high school when you will meet Sarah. She is a transfer senior student from out of state. Your goal is to find the way to her heart and… to her bed as well.

The game is 70 chapters long and while advancing through them you will make decisions about your behavior around your highschool sweetheart. You are going to help her study for school, take her out on dates, fall in love, bring her to a party and, only if you deserve it, have sex with her.

This dating sim is available for download absolutely free. You can also share it with as many people as you want. The game contains nudity, so you must be at least 18 to download, install and play. All characters and models are 18 years of age or older.

Per questo paragrafo posso dirvi precisamente quello che gli sviluppatori pensano del gioco.

Nude School Dating Sim is the first erotic dating simulation we developed. It will bring you back to the last year of high school when you will meet Sarah. She is a transfer senior student from out of state. Your goal is to find the way to her heart and… to her bed as well.

The game is 70 chapters long and while advancing through them you will make decisions about your behavior around your highschool sweetheart. You are going to help her study for school, take her out on dates, fall in love, bring her to a party and, only if you deserve it, have sex with her.

This dating sim is available for download absolutely free. You can also share it with as many people as you want. The game contains nudity, so you must be at least 18 to download, install and play. All characters and models are 18 years of age or older.

How can I play it?

For your happiness the game is downloadable for free for the official site, quick before they put it offline!

Per vostra somma gioia il gioco è scaricabile gratuitamente dal sito ufficiale dello sviluppatore, accorrete prima che lo chiudano!

Something similar but a bit less crappy???

  • The Sims, okay this one is good for real

And finally, if you need other games related to this which are crappy and adult oriented like Nude School Dating Sim, stick around, more games will be covered soon!

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One Comment Add yours

  1. I have not played this game. The creators of this game seem to have created an interesting niche by developing adult dating sim games. The presentation of the game does seem quite dated, with coloured text, simple font and backgrounds consisting of pictures or blocks of bright colour. The game also seems to make the old mistake of using a colour for the text that does not show up against the colour used for the background (such as the yellow and red text against the pink background), which means the text cannot be read. The design of the game does also seem quite strange, with text describing the story, a set of options for the player to choose, a picture of a woman in a modelling shoot and a random picture. I like the way one picture used in the article shows a picture of the woman on the beach during the day, next to a picture of a beach at evening, which seems to be contradictory.
    Are the 70 chapters long? Are the other games developed by the same company well known?

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