[Forbidden Games] Fuck Quest

Welcome to the thirtieth entry of this column in which I review forbidden (and forgotten) retro games with adult contents.

A lot of the games that will be revisited here will have, as well as adult themes, some contents that may offend somebody. But please remember, we are here just to re-discover something rightfully forgotten, so don’t take it so seriously, we don’want to offend anybody. Just have fun and laugh 🙂

Today’s game is Fuck Quest.

Very little is known about this inexplicably forbidden gem. The author, Richard Eter apparently did all the game by himself (and I can understand why) and the whole opera is a parody of Sierra games, especially Leisure Suit Larry. Seems incredible but the game did have a follow up, since in 2004 has been released Fuck Quest 2: Romancing the Bone, probably made by the same person behind the first game.

The original Fuck Quest is the first fan made game to make use of the AGI engine, already used in many Sierra titles.

What a great achievement.

Why is forgotten?

Well, being a fan made game, Fuck Quest is diffucult to remember, at least if you weren’t one of the developers of early players. And even in this case I doubt you could remember it. I’ve played dozens of cheap games as a kid and I probably remember 30% of them.

Plus we’re talking about Fuck Quest, who can remember stuff like this???

Why is forbidden?

Despite the rudimental graphics, Fuck Quest revolves around our character Richard in his attempts to find and fuck seduce a woman. This implies the presence of interactive and non-interactive sex scenes but frankly getting aroused by them means that you need a good shrink.

Why is fun?

The game is very short and can be completed quickly but it’s great fun for its humour and the not so subtle contents

One of the first lines of the games says:

If you don’t get some pussy soon you’ll explode!

and this sets the narration of the game. The real shame (if that can be considered “shame”) is that, unlike other games like The Farmer’s Daughter, you can’t do almost anything to get pleasure. If you type “masturbate” or “undress” the parser doesn’t recognize the words and it barely recognize the word “fuck”; the only think you can do to yourself is kill yourself but just typing “die”.

How can I play it?

Being a fan-made game the only way to play it is through digital download. No physical copy of the game is known to exist. God forbid. There’s also the online version of the game playable through archive.org running in emulation mode throug DosBox.

Something similar but a bit less crappy???

  • Fuck Quest 2: Romancing the Bone (actually this even more crappy then the first probably)
  • The ads in the porn sites in the early Noughties
  • Spellcaster 101: Sorcerers Get All the Girls

And finally, if you need other games related to this which are crappy and adult oriented like Fuck Quest, stick around, more games will be covered soon!

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One Comment Add yours

  1. I have not played this game. Of the games reviewed in this series, this ones seems to be the lowest quality, with very basic graphics, simple script and non-functioning parser. The screenshot from the liquor shop does remind me of similar games from the nineties, with the bright colours, simple representation of objects and the shelves empty except for one object that the player can pick up. It does seem interesting that the main character of the game shares the same name as the author.
    How enjoyable is the game? Is it fun to play despite the quality? Is there only one woman to seduce in the game?


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