[Forbidden Games] Dan Dolme


Welcome to the twenty-sixth entry of this column in which I review forbidden (and forgotten) retro games with adult contents.

A lot of the games that will be revisited here will have, as well as adult themes, some contents that may offend somebody. But please remember, we are here just to re-discover something rightfully forgotten, so don’t take it so seriously, we don’want to offend anybody. Just have fun and laugh 🙂

Today’s game is Dan Dolme.

The game has been released in 1994 by Burning Dreams (…) that also developed it; you can have a look at their wonderfully empty 90’s style website here. Apart from Dan Dolme they released only another game, the adventure Shadow Ape, sort of pseudo graphic adventure with a fixed view in the style of the old action-RPGs like Shadowgate, for example. Needless to say, even this game left no footpint in the video games history.

Why is forgotten?

This is the cheapest way to put sex and nudity in a game. The game itself looks like one of those school projects made by a lazu student: there’s no plot, no sount, the graphics are more than essential, the setting is stolen from Super Mario Bros. and Tetris, the power-ups are risible and there’s no care whatsoever in the graphic details (see “black background everywhere”). No wonder why nobody knows this game…

Why is forbidden?

Do you remember Custer’s Revenge, the game in which an overly hung General Custer runs through a storm of indian arrows just to fuck an indian nig boobed girl tied to a pole? Well, this is a less racist and more detailed version of that game.

The titular Dan Dolme has lost his girlfriend, probably just before having sex with her and right after a massive dose of Viagra, since he’s naked and he sports a visible erection througout all the game. There is no need to explain why this game shouls be forbidden

Why is fun?

Except for the fact that this guy is completely naked with his gun loaded and ready to shoot he can also destroy some wall by urinating of them, of course only if he drinks enough beer.

It’s not so easy to pee while you’re erect (if you, dear reader, are a girl try to ask your boyfriend or to one of your male friends) and probably this games will act as an incentive to try it at home…

How can I play it?

I sincerely doubt an official version has ever existed and I doubt any human being has a shareware version of the game in his collection of games. But the internet is a wonderful place and you can even find shit like this to download. If you dare…Otherwise you can play it for free via archive.org here.

Something similar but a bit less crappy???

  • Rance III: Leazas Kanraku for the FM Towns, home of a lot of adult games
  • Ibiza Babewatch, porn of another dimesion
  • Schoolmate, because japanese do it better, always

And finally, if you need other games related to this which are crappy and adult oriented like Dan Dolme, stick around, more games will be covered soon!

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One Comment Add yours

  1. I have not played this game. I find it strange that the characters seem to consist of naked men and women, but the setting seems to be a fantastical location, similar to levels found in Sonic and Super Mario games, with brightly coloured objects, square-patterned ground, flat-top palm trees and floating platforms. Destroying walls by urinating on them, after drinking beer, seems like a very weird addition to the game.
    What are the risible power-ups? What is the objective of the game? Do the levels have different themes?

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