Welcome to the seventeenth entry of this column in which I review forbidden (and forgotten) retro games with adult contents.
A lot of the games that will be revisited here will have, as well as adult themes, some contents that may offend somebody. But please remember, we are here just to re-discover something
rightfully forgotten, so don’t take it so seriously, we don’want to offend anybody. Just have fun and laugh 🙂
Today’s game is 7 Sins.
This is a life simulator, the same kind of game of The Sims just to explain but the plot is centered on the 7 capital sins. Througout 7 different levels the protagonist has to accomplish 7 different missions and in most of them his immoral choices revolves around sex or sexual favors.
The game was releases in 2005 for PS2 and Windows and was developed and published by Monte Cristo Multimedia, an independent french studio based in Paris which released other sim titles like Wall $treet Trader (1998) and its two sequels, several titles of the Tycoon series (Airline Tycoon, Gadget Tycoon, Politician Tycoon) and the action/RPG Silverfall (2007).
Why is forgotten?
There are a few things that makle this game forbidden, even though it has never been censored as far as I know. During the game you can access some mini-games like mini-game: G-point finder, animal killing spread, beer drinking and stuff. Nothing particularly popular nor politically correct. And of course you have sex with many many women. Which is fun if you’re a single willing to have fun. But it’s no properly accepted in the society…
Actually this is not such a “forbidden” game. Or better, nobody ever cared about it so technically it has neven been remembered for any particular reason…therefore it can’t be forgotten. in one of the review of the games, PC Zone gave 7 Sins 6/10: surely not a hiughly recommendable game but surely enough not a total waste of time.
Why is forbidden?
If you’re grown following the lessons the Bible gave you, probably this is not a game for you. They say you’ll burn in hell even if you commit one of the 7 sins, so I don’t want to think what happens to you if you commit all seven. Or even worse if you play withy someone forcing him to make all seven sins:
I will re-calculate. Your deaths will be indescribable.
[cit. Robot Montster, 1953]
Plus, they say it’s wrong an morally unacceptable to reach your goals exploiting sex and behaving like a godless a$$hole.
Of course, if you’re not the kind of person that uses the Bible as a guide for his life but just a young lad waiting to see some boobs, this is the game for you. And you’ll be burning in hell as well, of course.
Why is fun?
The scenes of the “sexual relations” between our protagonist and the n-hundred girls are worth the price (ugh…) and even thoug a bit blocky sometimes the graphics can be rather detailed and well made. As an example you can take the bubble butt of the girl in the pic above…
How can I play it?
At least this time, we have a rather easy game to find. And is also cheap. You canfind both the PC and PS2 version for like 10€ even though is not a game that pops up frequently online. The fact that you want to spend 10€ for this it’s quite questionable, but I’m not here to judge you.
God will do it.
Something similar but a bit less crappy???
- BoneTown, a porno dinamic adventure released in 2008. That says all.
- Sexy Beach 3 (2006). You know…japanese games…gilrs…bikinis…crap like that…
- RapeLay. This title REALLY says it all. Will be surely covered here…
And finally, if you need other games related to this which are crappy and adult oriented like 7 Sins, stick around, more games will be covered soon!