[Forbidden Games] Valkyrie: The Power Beauties


Welcome to the thirteenth entry of this column in which I review forbidden (and forgotten) retro games with adult contents.

A lot of the games that will be revisited here will have, as well as adult themes, some contents that may offend somebody. But please remember, we are here just to re-discover something rightfully forgotten, so don’t take it so seriously, we don’want to offend anybody. Just have fun and laugh 🙂

Today’s game is .

Before Dead or Alive became the best known adult fighting games, with overdeveloped women with massive tits and dressed with only a few inches of underwear, another game graced the PC-98, known for having a long library od adult games. In February of 1995 came out this fighting game, heir of the long tradition of Street Fighter clones that made large use of naked girls drawn in manga style not just during the fights but inbetween.

The game was developed and published by Discovery, a smal company that made other “great” games such as Marine Rougge, featuring naked women, Mirage and Mirage 2, featuring naked women and Chakra, aa puzzle game…featuring naked women. At least they have some experience…

Why is forgotten?

In the West this game is more than forgotten: it has not even been remembered. Probably out japanese fellows have something more to say about this game but I doubt it left a sign in history. Even because in Japan there are other 3457 games like this with naked girls willing to show their graces.

Why is forbidden?

In pure japanese tradition all the girls featured in the game are probably in hear and this explains why they are always naked. They’re also nymphomaniac, since we even see one of them stuffing an animal in her holy grail. But the japanes don’t want to be filthy people so they pixellated all the genitalia in the game because hey, we don’t want out children to grow mentlaly disguided, let’s show them some titties but not pussies! You fricking japanese…

The game never made it to the West, even because shall the censorship had seen something like this, it would have immediately set up a pyre to burn all the copies of the game.

Why is fun?

It could be (I repeat, COULD BE) fun if you love entry-level fighting games and big breasted girls. The game is a blend of fighting sections and cutscenes and pictures in which you can see toe aformentioned girls completely naked and with weird puppets stuffed in unpredictable (?) holes. This mix is absolutely brain damaging but if you’re a guy who loves manga you can get rid of the cheap fighhting sections by looking beautiful girls while they talk about something in japanese.

Oh, of course the game never made it out of Japan so you have to get the original version and, unless you know japanese, you won’t understand a single scene you’re looking at. Not that this is a deterrent, by the way…..

How can I play it?

This game is so obscure here that I don’t even know if it exist an emulator for the PC-98 with which you can play it. Of course I’ve never seen listed online as well so if you’re “lucky” enought to own it please, let me know!

Something similar but a bit less crappy???

Sticking to the genre of adult fighting/brawler games this time the suggestions are:

  • Dead or Alive, of course. If you’re really filthy you can even try a mod for Xtreme Breach Volleyball with which all the charactrers are completely naked. Yuck.
  • Senran Kagura: Estival Versus: boobs, boobs, boobs;
  • Warriors All-Stars, boobs but sparingly;

And finally, if you need other games related to this which are crappy and adult oriented like Valkyries: The Power Beauties, stick around, more games will be covered soon!

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Battlecrypt says:

    Who doesn’t love big breasted girls? The weird puppets have to go. I like the Forbidden Games series.

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  2. I have not played this game. I did not realise there was such a large range of adult fighting games. Reading about this game and the acts during the cutscenes reminds me of when I used to read reviews for Hentai games.
    What kind of moves do the characters perform in the game? What happens during the cutscenes? How did you find out about such an obscure game?

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